James says the chances of getting shot in Saffron Walden is 200,000 to one, unless Mark Lambert is 'Drunk and Disorderly' with an air gun again!

Oh, God! Exams are coming like rapid machine gun fire, and just as painful (well I expect so, have never actually been hit by a bullet...Jackson Brown (a year 7 Goth) once shot himself in the foot with a BB gun, but that's as about as edgy as John Major High gets!)