2 weeks away from Scarlet and Jacob's constant tonsil tennis, but that does mean I have to spent two weeks with the moronic family! James is currently trying to decorate the dog as a fairy in a hope that it will sit atop of the Christmas tree (he says that it is art, his new dream is to be the next Michael Angelo)

The relief of the weekend is over, and back to living a lie!

Jacob and Scarlet were all over each other at break and lunch, it was enough to put me off my health giving strawberry yogurt. Jack did a good job at trying to distract me though,,by making stupid jokes and playing me new songs from his ipod. He invited me over to help decorate his room for Christmas, not going though, am not exactly in a christmasy mood.

Had another miserable day at school! Scarlet and Jacob have been flaunting their new found 'love'. Had to sit behind them in Ethics, where we were describing our perfect partners. And they were describing each other, whilst me and Sad Ed did fake sick in the background. I asked her if this compromised her feminist stance, she told me not to be so stupid, feminists aren't anti love or men.

Also Jack keeps lingering around me asking if I'm alright, am perfectly fine, just not when he's hanging around me, reminding me of my tragically boring life.