Oh my God Scarlet has split up with Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I think I can take some time out to torture stupid men...Jack just texted me asking if I was going to try my luck again with Jacob?' What an idiot, doesn't he realise that Scarlet is dating him? No wonder she wants revenge!

Don't know if I have time to torture Jack as I have just been reminded that we only have 10 weeks left at school!! 10 WEEKS!! So I am I GCSE panic mode!! Need to revise as opposed to torture stupid men!!

So as aranged me and my comrade i.e. Scarlet met to discuss or plan to extract revenge on Jack. She is yet to tell me why she wants to mutilate him (her own words) but she knows exactly why I want to torture him. I am sure she will tell me eventually. I did try and come up with some ideas but she just wanted to hear my case against him. I will postulate (cool new philosophy word I learnt today) an idea tonight! Hurrah

Sad Ed says I should join forces with Scarlet, to get my revenge. Have agreed and called a strategy meeting with Scarlet tomorrow at break.

Oh goodness, would of never guessed Scarlet would of wanted that!!

Turns out she wants revenge, and Jack is in her sights! She thinks that I might want in after the whole drunk doing it thing. I must say her preposition is tempting, I dunno thought will see what Sad Ed says...

Ok me a Scarlet are about to go into crisis talks. A truce has been sworn (was unaware we were a war...) and she sounds like she really wants to talk to me, which is odd, I wonder what she wants. Will keep you up to date. Gosh I sound like a war correspondent reporting from a battlefield!!