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Sunday, 15 January 2012

Arrrggghhhhh, I don't want to go back to school tomorrow, it was nice having a weekend away from Scarlet's constant evil watch, and Jack's undying sympathy! In light of recent events I am making some new years resolutions:
  1. Never, ever get drunk again. It only leads to heartbreak and odd coloured sick!
  2. Stop falling fall guys whose names begin with J. First Justin then Jacob, who next Jack!?
  3. Don't make up with Scarlet. She is an evil boy stealing communist
  4. Pass all GCSEs with amazing grades
  5. Avoid any birds and bees talk mum might have stored up for after my 16th Birthday
  6. Have a totally exotic and exciting 16th Birthday Party. I will probably have to start persuading mum now, but it will be worth it, oooh maybe I could get Jack to play the music?
  7. Make new and better friends then Scarlet and Jacob. Sad Ed is still on my side, but only at break time when Scarlet is too busy snogging Jacob to notice he's gone... 
  8. And finally choose A-levels. Maybe I could do economics and become a business tycoon!
That's 2012 then, maybe this year will be better then last...

Wednesday, 11 January 2012


Right so Christmas, arrghh!

On the 23rd Jack came over with some tinsel and forced me to decorate my bedroom, in an attempt to cheer me up. I was cheered up until Mum came in, brandishing a large wooden spoon and shouted at me and Jack for using drawing pins in the bedroom, thus damaging the magnolia paint. So we replaced pins with Blu-tak which is more acceptable, but still frown worthy. Jack had snuck in some mini baileys’ (I have no idea how, maybe mum forgot to do a pat-down check, probably too busy with making Christmas pudding or something) and we proceeded to drink all six of them between us. This led to his drunken confession that he really, really liked someone in my year, but could not tell me who, and me confessing that I really, really like in his year. He said ‘Yeah, I know Jacob’  I said well it doesn’t matter he is with Scarlet,, and he told me I could do better, at which point the dog walked in and sicked up a piece of plastic reindeer and Jack left.

That was alright compared to Christmas eve. I went round to Scarlet’s with Sad Ed to do the annual present exchange and Jacob was their too. I told Scarlet that actually I couldn’t stay, I had an important meeting to attend, she then grilled me as I ‘never have anything better to do’. I did not plan ahead and tried to claim I needed to conduct a Nativity for James school. Unknown to me they had their Nativity on the last day of school and Scarlet had been there(Suzy was asked to attend to talk to the older children about how baby Jesus was made, not a good idea). So why was I lying to get out of this, was ‘it because I am jealous of her and Jacob’s relationship?’ I protested but once Scarlet sets her mind on something she will not be argued with. So she marched me back in the Den with the instruction to be jolly! What ensued was Christmassy and Scarlet’s and Jacob being ALL over each other, at which point I stood up and declared that I felt ill and left. Scarlet Facebooked me and asked me what my problem was, I did not reply so she came round and shouted at me for ‘eyeing up her man’ to which I replied: ‘he should not be your man, you stole him from me, you knew I liked him, you asked me before you betrayed me’ She retorted that I’ was drunk and he was not mine to steel, I always do this, when in reality no one wants me’ I actually felt like slapping her but thankfully mum came and removed her, shouting at me and banning me from communication with the outside world!

I am such a social pariah and now Scarlet hates me, and I am not too fond of her. I spent Christmas depressed, and seemingly friendless.

Now I am back at school the decorations are down, and only Jack and Sad Ed will speak to me!

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Sorry I have not written over the Christmas period! I was not exactly a time of festive cheer... Anyway was banded from the Internet thus my miserable life was not noted down in blog form for a while. But I am back and ready to account my horrifying Christmas to you all.

Have to feed the dog first though.