Asked Sad Ed if he could try and make Scarlet come to her senses about the whole Trevor thing, but he said he couldn't do that and in fact he was hoping that I could lure the Canadian away from her so that he could make his move! Told him that he has had a year to 'make his move' and I thought that he had in fact 'made his he move' several times but his advances had been unnoticed. He said that IN FACT it may of looked like he was 'making his move' but he was just buttering her up, and anyway they are like Ross and Rachel!

Actually laughed out loud when he said that, and then told him that if anyone is like Ross and Rachel it is me and Jack, but its not like I want to get back with him. He said 'Yeah, right'! I can't believe he thinks that I want to get back with Jack! Will prove that I am over Jack, will lure the Hot Canadian to me to prove him wrong!

Operation Hot Canadian begins!!    

No problem walk around town was not that successful. First I saw Justin and had to hide behind the Saffron Walden recycling bins to avoid any possible chance for kissing and declaring of love. Then we were in Waitrose and saw Jack saunter down the fish isle towards us so I had to try and quickly move to dairy isle and non chalant-ly run away- hopefully he didn't see.

Also Scarlet is still not speaking to me, Sad Ed said she said I was a 'boyfriend snogging slut who does not deserve friends like her', I told him to tell her she 'is a Hot Canadian stealing communist who does not know the meaning of friendship and I DID NOT KISS TREVOR ANYWAY!'

Ok have just decided to act like everything is completely normal. So am going to go and walk around town with Sad Ed and there will be no problems, and NO snogging!

Scarlet rung today to 'inform me that I am forgiven'. Asked what I did wrong and then she went off on one on how she found me and Trevor snogging in the bathroom! Told her what actually happened was that he tried to kiss me, and in fact only managed to peck my cheek, before she burst in, and anyway what does it matter to her as she was doing illegal canoodling with Hot Canadian in her room? She hung up, which surprisingly is a good sign, because if she was really angry she would shout down the phone at me!

But did still get my share of shouting for the day. Was sick on the sofa, so got shouted at by mum for not having forward planning and being in a non-toilet area at time of illness (told her I am ill, not still recovering from a punch based hangover). Also have heard nothing form either Jack or Justin, not that I want to speak to them particularly, but it would curtious seeing as they both snogged me and then said nothing! 

Oh God, oh no, no, no,no! Something bad has happend! Something terrible! May have accidentally gotten very drunk and snogged not one, not two but three men! Ok so heres my version of events:

9pm Party starts, Rachel Riley and Sad Ed sit in the corner with Scarlet, who is snogging the face off Bat Boy. We sip WKD in a responsible 18 year old manner. I keep watch on the front door waiting for Hot Canadian.

9.30pm Still no sign of Hot Canadian, Scarlet and Trevor disapear, Sad Ed sighs heavily and starts to drink some of Suzys deadly punch.

10pm No Canadian so Rachel Riley begins to drink punch..

10.45pm Sad Ed and Rachel Riley start to dance on actual table tops whilst intoxicated.

10.47pm Sad Ed falls off table and passes out. Jack drags Sad Ed onto sofa and put sick bucket near him. Rachel Riley thanks Jack with drunken kiss that lingers and turns into full blown snog!! Jacks blond bit sees kiss storms up to Jack and drags him off me, slaps him, slaps me and storms off.

10.52 Justin sees slap and swaggers over, takes me away to the garden, kisses me and once again expresses love for me.

10.55pm Rachel Riley runs out of garden, into house, into Scarlets room, Scarlet screams and jumps up...she was canoodling with the Hot Canadian! Rachel Riley backs out of room apologising, Trevor runs in to see affair taking place.

11.03pm Rachel Riley sits in bathroom to calm down.

11.10pm Rachel Riley joined by Trevor in bathroom. Trevor spills soul to Rachel, in turn Rachel spills soul to Trevor. Trevor kisses Rachel!!

11.20pm Scarlet yells at Trevor, Rachel tries to explain but is thrown out. Rachel can hear Russian (?)swears from inside bathroom.

11.30pm Rachel Riley takes place on sofa with Ed.

Its all hazy from then on. Have been asleep in bedroom since I came home at 9am, trying to recover from massive hangover amongst other things...

Scarlet is throwing a 'Yay we didn't fail our exams party tonight'. She says she has invited the cute blond guy I hired her to stalk, apparently he's Canadian! I wonder who else will be there?

Oh My Goodness! Results are in and I got ABB!! Am a genius! Got A in Drama (typical that highest grade is in the subject I don't need or want it to be in), and B's in English and Politics! This means I could potentially got to the UEA! That would be quite near to Cambridge, where Jack is going, (but not Scarlet-she decided on Oxford, despite the fact that David Cameron went there). Not that that matters at all as am totally over Jack and he's still got that blond bit hanging off his arm, though have noticed that she is never at chez Stone when I am anymore...


Have managed to avoid Justin since reading the letter. Sad Ed said that I should never even think about taking him back, which I haven't really, much, today. Did dream about him last night though...damn his floaty blond hair and the ability to play anything on guitar!! 

Something terrible has happened! Has taken me two days to recover and still feel ill! The hand written letter for me was from Justin! He says in the letter that he still loves me and never should of hurt me or let me go. He adds that he does not expect me to reply to his 'bleeding of the heart and soul' (honestly) but he knows that deep down I love him!

URRGGHH makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

 I have only told Uncle Jim and Grampa Riley about this and all I got back was 'take him back Rach, if that were me I'd take him back...Marigold...Marigold...' followed by sobbing (the online dating world has found no one for Uncle Jim and now he has relapsed back into how he arrived-Mum is threatening to kick him out if he does not get his act together!). And from Grampa 'if he's a hot bit of arm candy and willing to give 'it' away for free then have him, if not slap him and get a friend to humiliate him in public'. Neither of which were helpful, so have gone for plan B- Sad Ed!

Oooo a hand writen letter has just been posted through the door, and its for me! Plus I recognise the hand writing...

What a strange day I've had! Scarlet and I have stalked that gorgeous boy who I spotted in the Waitrose car park in June! He has fluffy blond hair and green eyes...am smitten, but only have until October to enjoy him. Typical will have to befriend him and remind Scarlet that she is dating Bat Boy Trevor!

Okas fine with her son consorting with Justin, as am I obviously, it's just weird, will forget it though...

10 days to go until I get my A-level results! Am not panicking though, its not like this is on of the most pinnacle moments in my life and could alter the course of history in the making and my fate! Scarlet on the other hand is having to breath into a bag every few minutes at the thought of not getting the three A's she needs for Oxbridge (she hasn't decided whether she wants to go to Cambridge (too close?) or Oxford (too posh?) yet shes just  going to let it come to her in a dream). I on the other hand am completely sure and not likely to change my mind to be near a Stone... 

Something mysterious is happening, just saw Jack and Justin talking outside Gayhomes and it did not look like it was about to descend into a full scale fight!

Ooops, sorry for not writing for so long! James managed to dissconect the computer from the thingy in the dinning room and there was a bang, and everything died! Mum was not happy, she has banned James from the computer for a month.

But not much has happened since then, finished all my exams and I get the results on the 17th August, I need a BBB to get into York university, which I am surprised was not on Mums banned list as it is north of Norwich. My second choices are Reading and the UEA, all for English Literature of course! Can't wait to get out of this house, currently the 'Beastly Boys' are singing along to the Sugarbabes whilst the dog howls (and not out of pain) to the chorus!

Also had my 18th Birthday! Was happily not as dramatic as last year as no party was had and no snogging took place.