Online dating does not work when you live in Saffron Walden. Only available 'matches' were Mike Wandering Hands Majors-ick, PC Doone-ick and a 'Mr. Barry' aka Barry the Blade-also ick! So have given up on that idea and have reluctantly employed Scarlet as Official match maker, will live to regret it. On the other hand Sad Ed has stuck with the online way, mainly because it means he does not have to leave his room, although he claims it is because he does not mind being with an older lady. I don't know what he is hoping for the older ladies round here are either mental (Miss Crawley) or lesbians (P.E. teacher Miss Beadle).