Sad Ed has sunk that low. We joining the online dating community. Hooray! And interestingly so is uncle Jim, he said he needs to move on from Marigold and find a real women, although I expect a lot of that is Mum talking.


But Mum can not know about this, she thinks everyone online is a paedophile and will probably set up a fake account to trick me again and attack me in Battleditch lane (strictly speaking she didn't attack me, but she did jump out and anyway I had Sad Ed there to protect me). Have sworn Uncle Jim and Ed to secrecy and am deleting our history just in case, (so her minion James doesn't find it and try and blackmail me again!)


 What is it with this family and deceitfulness? Ohhh maybe we could end up on TV...no would be Jeremy Kyle and even Thin Kylie thinks that is common!