Drama was harder than expected. Being a tree was easy, remembering my Frankenstein monologue was not. Especially with Sad Ed preferring to play 'the creature' in tradition zombie like manner, before he had to pretend to kill me. Mr Vaughn exited the room at that point with his head in his hands and furiously chewing his nicotine gum; am hopeful!

In other news (if you can call it that?) have spotted gorgeous boy hanging around the Waitrose car park, Sad Ed was scared he was waiting to take over his and Ruben's trolley herding jobs, then he crashed 14 trolleys into a fiesta. Shame it was not Mike Wandering Hands Majors one as then would not have to take test. Anyway have told Scarlet about him in hope that she will track him down and match make me with him! Hurrah.