Have not done much revision yet due to current dog commotion in house. It stupidly swallowed one of James Lord of the Rings figurines and has been retching all day. Mum is letting it suffer and then she is going to make Dad take it to the vets when he gets home. James tried to convince me to steel the keys to the car and save dogs life by rushing it to the vet in a dramatic movie-like fashion. Was tempted as it would totally be like Nine Months but with a retching dog and in the flat streets of Saffron Walden. But said I could not as am a) revising and b) according to Mike Wandering Hands Majors my accelerator control is 'life threatening' and my steering is 'that of a drunken idiot'. James said a) watching (illegal) The Thick of It is not revision and b) and who said I should drive, it would be him dur! Shut door on him and went back to watching Chris Addison curse about the right wing opposition, is utterly educational!
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