Unfortunately did not suffer any form of amnesia and was not smited before 9 o'clock this morning, so had to face a mortifying day at school! Here is how Saturday nights horrifying night spanned out:
7.00 Decided to go to Jacobs party, well Sad Ed dragged me along because he said Scarlet would just ignore him.
7.10 We arrived at Jacobs house, behind Battleditch Lane (aka dogshit alley) and was greeted by a topless Justin!
7.15 Me and Sad Ed found Scarlet doing vodka shots in the kitchen with Jacob, I joined in
7.32 Four (I think) shots later I was attempting to dance like Beyonce on the dining table, being cheered on my Jacob, Justin and Jack
7.34 Fell of table in a heap on the floor, picked up by previous cheering me
8.00 Put on Nirvana 'Smells like teen sprirt' on singstar and challenged Jacob to a sing off
8.01 Jacob somehow turned into Jack
8.04 Jack beats Rachel on singstar, Rachel runs into garden claiming she is the next Curt Cobain
8.15 Scarlet brings me back inside and asks her what she thinks of Jacob, Rachel replies something along the lines of 'He'ss soooo hot! I love him, he'sss the besst' and passes out on arm chair
10.00 Rachel wakes up to find Justin placing bucket under her head
10.05 Rachel falls off chair and crawls toward the bathroom
10.08 Rachel opens door to find Jacob sitting on bog with Scarlet's tongue down his throat
10.09 Rachel Stares at unbelievable scene
10.10 Jack closes door on snogging Scarlet and Jacob and carries a now crying Rachel upstairs too the bathroom
10.12 Rachel does vodka influenced blue (?) sick
10.17 Jack brings Rachel water
10.20 Rachel cries and confesses feelings for Jacob to Jack, she bitches about Scarlet and cries some more
10.30 Jack walks a drunk and depressed Rachel home
10.40 Janet Riley shouts a Rachel and Jack, who almost runs away, Rachel does run away, but does more blue sick on tile flooring.
10.50 Rachel sent to bed with a glass of water, bucket and a bottle of Cillit Bang
Woke up yesterday morning, was shouted at more, grounded for a week and forced to stay in bedroom eating povvy cheese and crackers.
Then Mum forced me to go to bed today despite my pleading. So spent the whole day with Scarlet and Jacob flaunting their new found love, because they do not know how I feel, but Jack does and he kept asking me if I was ok and throwing me worried glances!
Ohhh my life, am mortified!
7.00 Decided to go to Jacobs party, well Sad Ed dragged me along because he said Scarlet would just ignore him.
7.10 We arrived at Jacobs house, behind Battleditch Lane (aka dogshit alley) and was greeted by a topless Justin!
7.15 Me and Sad Ed found Scarlet doing vodka shots in the kitchen with Jacob, I joined in
7.32 Four (I think) shots later I was attempting to dance like Beyonce on the dining table, being cheered on my Jacob, Justin and Jack
7.34 Fell of table in a heap on the floor, picked up by previous cheering me
8.00 Put on Nirvana 'Smells like teen sprirt' on singstar and challenged Jacob to a sing off
8.01 Jacob somehow turned into Jack
8.04 Jack beats Rachel on singstar, Rachel runs into garden claiming she is the next Curt Cobain
8.15 Scarlet brings me back inside and asks her what she thinks of Jacob, Rachel replies something along the lines of 'He'ss soooo hot! I love him, he'sss the besst' and passes out on arm chair
10.00 Rachel wakes up to find Justin placing bucket under her head
10.05 Rachel falls off chair and crawls toward the bathroom
10.08 Rachel opens door to find Jacob sitting on bog with Scarlet's tongue down his throat
10.09 Rachel Stares at unbelievable scene
10.10 Jack closes door on snogging Scarlet and Jacob and carries a now crying Rachel upstairs too the bathroom
10.12 Rachel does vodka influenced blue (?) sick
10.17 Jack brings Rachel water
10.20 Rachel cries and confesses feelings for Jacob to Jack, she bitches about Scarlet and cries some more
10.30 Jack walks a drunk and depressed Rachel home
10.40 Janet Riley shouts a Rachel and Jack, who almost runs away, Rachel does run away, but does more blue sick on tile flooring.
10.50 Rachel sent to bed with a glass of water, bucket and a bottle of Cillit Bang
Woke up yesterday morning, was shouted at more, grounded for a week and forced to stay in bedroom eating povvy cheese and crackers.
Then Mum forced me to go to bed today despite my pleading. So spent the whole day with Scarlet and Jacob flaunting their new found love, because they do not know how I feel, but Jack does and he kept asking me if I was ok and throwing me worried glances!
Ohhh my life, am mortified!
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