Oh God, oh no, no, no,no! Something bad has happend! Something terrible! May have accidentally gotten very drunk and snogged not one, not two but three men! Ok so heres my version of events:

9pm Party starts, Rachel Riley and Sad Ed sit in the corner with Scarlet, who is snogging the face off Bat Boy. We sip WKD in a responsible 18 year old manner. I keep watch on the front door waiting for Hot Canadian.

9.30pm Still no sign of Hot Canadian, Scarlet and Trevor disapear, Sad Ed sighs heavily and starts to drink some of Suzys deadly punch.

10pm No Canadian so Rachel Riley begins to drink punch..

10.45pm Sad Ed and Rachel Riley start to dance on actual table tops whilst intoxicated.

10.47pm Sad Ed falls off table and passes out. Jack drags Sad Ed onto sofa and put sick bucket near him. Rachel Riley thanks Jack with drunken kiss that lingers and turns into full blown snog!! Jacks blond bit sees kiss storms up to Jack and drags him off me, slaps him, slaps me and storms off.

10.52 Justin sees slap and swaggers over, takes me away to the garden, kisses me and once again expresses love for me.

10.55pm Rachel Riley runs out of garden, into house, into Scarlets room, Scarlet screams and jumps up...she was canoodling with the Hot Canadian! Rachel Riley backs out of room apologising, Trevor runs in to see affair taking place.

11.03pm Rachel Riley sits in bathroom to calm down.

11.10pm Rachel Riley joined by Trevor in bathroom. Trevor spills soul to Rachel, in turn Rachel spills soul to Trevor. Trevor kisses Rachel!!

11.20pm Scarlet yells at Trevor, Rachel tries to explain but is thrown out. Rachel can hear Russian (?)swears from inside bathroom.

11.30pm Rachel Riley takes place on sofa with Ed.

Its all hazy from then on. Have been asleep in bedroom since I came home at 9am, trying to recover from massive hangover amongst other things...